Happy Valentines Day to all of you who buy into the 'day for romance' thing, or just Happy Valentines Day, for those who just nod and smile about it all like I do.
Today I have a plethora of chores to cross off of my angst causing list. I am really not into doing any of them today. The fact that I actually started dinner is not an indicator that I remembered to accomplish such a feat, but rather the result of Mr.T calling and making sure he wouldn't be starving tonight.
If anyone else would like to join me in the, 'Eh, it's just a day, and actually I'd like to just laze around all day' club, then you're more than welcome to sign up here!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
The Day of Zest
You may not know this about me, but that word, 'zest' has followed me around for quite some time. In a year book my freshman year, to fill in the 'empty spaces', they would re-print pictures and write some clever name underneath it. They used my photo and it said 'Feeling Zesty'. Seriously.So a few years later I get the 'Birthday Book', wherein I was born on 'The Day of Zest'. A few years later my friend randomly gives me a bumper sticker and of course, it says 'ZESTY!'.
Here, you will find the definition of zest. Just in case you don't want to click that, though, allow me to present the choices:
| 1. | keen relish; hearty enjoyment; gusto. |
| 2. | an agreeable or piquant flavor imparted to something. |
| 3. | anything added to impart flavor, enhance one's appreciation, etc. |
| 4. | piquancy; interest; charm. |
| 5. | liveliness or energy; animating spirit. |
| 6. | the peel, esp. the thin outer peel, of a citrus fruit used for flavoring: lemon zest. |
| 7. | to give zest, relish, or piquancy to. |
To this I say, things could be worse. Being labeled as clean, or a citrus flavor, really, not so bad when you think about it. Not bad at all!
The birthday book imparts the life altering information about who was born on the day that I was born, and the day everyone else was born on too. This is important because it can tell you a little bit about yourself, and seeing as these people are usually celebrities, well of COURSE anyone would WANT to identify with them. <--*please read the sarcasm* Here are my celebrity personality look alike type people:
Benjamin 'Bugsy' Siegel - this is why I need 'criminality' as a label for my blog posts. I'm obviously predestined to open a hotel in Vegas and eventually be murdered.
Charles Blondin - A French tightrope walker, crossed Niagara Falls on stilts, which obviously means... well... that the man was INSANE.
Linus Pauling - Nobel Prize-winning chemist, molecular structure, Nobel Peace Prize winner, Vitamin C advocate, How to Live Longer and Feel Better. That, is exactly, how it was worded.

So, what we've learned here is that 'criminality' belongs in my labels and lets face it, Vegas is where I belong! Also, I'm probably barely avoiding insane stunts on tight rope and I never lived up to my full potential as a brilliant chemist. What DID fit was that the Linus guy liked Vitamin C, and I love Vitamin C. To the right, here, is the kind of Vitamin C I like best!
Personally I've decided those books don't 'work' for me. So I got a new one! This book combines your Chinese sign and your Astrological sign, that way it's way more accurate. How could you resist a book with a title that reads "The NEW Astrology". Yes, that's right everyone, throw that OLD Astrology out the window!
So here I am, looking at my 'page'. I am a Pisces /Horse. What could be stranger than that? Is that like surf and turf? Ugh, I just grossed myself out. The biggest perk about this book? This NEW Astrology, does not infer that I may be used in certain salads as a nice refreshing hint of citrus.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
A little T&A for HNT
... well, some 'A' anyway.
First we'll start out with what I call the "I'M STILL YOUNG" Grandma picture. My Grandmother was very very young when I was born. She was like forty-one or something. My Mother said she cried when she found out about the pregnancy - because she thought she was too young to be a Grandma. I figure that's what she gets for having her own babies so young!

Next we have the 'A' - don't get too excited, it's really not about 'A' per se, it's more about my inability to let anyone take a picture without me in it - even if I'm showing off my 'A'.

This is the second one taken wherein I was told to cover my rear if I wanted to be in the picture.
First we'll start out with what I call the "I'M STILL YOUNG" Grandma picture. My Grandmother was very very young when I was born. She was like forty-one or something. My Mother said she cried when she found out about the pregnancy - because she thought she was too young to be a Grandma. I figure that's what she gets for having her own babies so young!

Next we have the 'A' - don't get too excited, it's really not about 'A' per se, it's more about my inability to let anyone take a picture without me in it - even if I'm showing off my 'A'.

This is the second one taken wherein I was told to cover my rear if I wanted to be in the picture.
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